Had so much fun with these guys last night. #artRAVE (at American Airlines Center)

Had so much fun with these guys last night. #artRAVE (at American Airlines Center)

Last night was fun. #artRAVE

Last night was fun. #artRAVE

My car broke down. But at least it broke down at 7-11 ON 7/11, where it’s Free Icy Day!

My car broke down. But at least it broke down at 7-11 ON 7/11, where it’s Free Icy Day!

teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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waluiqi:

waluiqi:

420yearold:

waluiqi:

waluiqi:

hey guys wanna see a pic of me when i was 11

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who’s that kid beside you in the picture?

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hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

sadmisandrist:

"doctor arent u going to deliver my baby" “its not delivery its digiorno" “what" a large pizza flies out of your vagina and

succeeding:

my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard

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awrrex:

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.